Ever wish you had a wingman who proudly nods at your weirdest Google searches? Like a silent partner who bobs to your beat.
We’ve got you covered.
Introducing the Jerky Bobblehead, your smirking sidekick for when you get freaky.
On your desk so at least one coworker knows what you were up to last night.
On your dashboard riding shotgun on your journey to self-love.
In your backyard shrine buddy-buddy with your pissing gnome.
Strapped to your bike fender as your perv coach while you're grinding up your stamina for the Jerkmate Ranked.
This isn’t just merch.
This is motion-activated mischief.
A real-life totem to your glorious degeneracy.
A faithful little nodder who’s seen it all… and still thinks you’re crushing it.
HERE’S WHY YOU WANT THIS LITTLE GUY
Compact and committed. Fits on your desk, dashboard, or altar of sins
High-quality head wiggle For every bump in the road or burst of inspirationThe official
Jerkmate mascot .Always with judgment-free bounce
Perfect gift For coworkers, lovers, or that one friend who says, “I’ve never been on a cam site” (sure, Greg!)
WHO’S IT FOR?
Jerkmate Ranked-thletes.
Office legends.
Holiday heroes.
Gift-givers of gifts that keep on giving.
LIMITED DROP. MASSIVE VIBE.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone like your dignity after tab #27.
Grab one before the bobbles stop bouncing.
🛒 Available now on jerkmateshop.com
🚫 18+ recommended (not because it’s NSFW, but because you are)
⚠️ Do not microwave. He’s too hot already.
