Jerkmate Bucket Hat
Jerkmate Bucket Hat
Regular price
$25.00
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$25.00
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Wanna protect your head from the sun, rain, or that one bad decision you made in 2016? The bucket hat’s got you covered—literally and emotionally.
Throw it on when your hair says “no,” your outfit says “maybe,” and your soul says “yes to chaos.” It's perfect for beach days, awkward dates, Zoom calls you’re mentally checked out of.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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