Goon Sock
Goon Sock
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$20.00
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$20.00
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These ultra-absorbent sock is the tool you’ll want parked right next to your setup at all times. Built to save you from unnecessary messes, it is soft, reliable, and very aware of its job. The dark color helps hide the evidence, makes washing easier, and keeps them looking fresher after repeat performances.
We really did think of everything.
BONUS: If you buy one, you get a second sock for FREE! 😁
Size guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
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What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
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Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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