Silver Stroker T-Shirt
Silver Stroker T-Shirt
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$32.00
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You’ve honed your technique, and it shows. Smooth, steady, and always in control—just like your Jerkmate sessions. This t-shirt is a must-have for any dedicated stroker or a fun gift for a friend who takes their Jerkmate craft seriously. You must be a legal adult to purchase this product.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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