Jerkmate Shop Gift Card
Jerkmate Shop Gift Card
Regular price
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
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Give them what they didn’t ask for, but will absolutely use.
The Jerkmate E-Gift Card is your way of saying: “I see you. I won’t ask questions.”
Perfect for birthdays, post-breakup support, or rewarding a friend for surviving another Zoom call.
No shipping. No shame. Just digital credit for highly specific purchases.
- Wide range of options: Choose from $10, $25, $50, or $100 gift cards to fit any budget.
- Easy to use: Simply redeem the gift card code on Jerkmate Online Shop.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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