Holy Jerky Holidays Gift Wrap
Holy Jerky Holidays Gift Wrap
Wrap your gifts in something that looks perfectly normal… until it absolutely isn’t.
This premium holiday gift wrap features the full Holy Jerky pattern: snowflakes, reindeers, robots, and… subtle surprises hidden between the stitches.
People will smile when they see it and then pause.
And then laugh.
And then question your life choices.
Printed on high-quality paper that folds cleanly and survives the holiday chaos.
Great for:
– Pen Light
– Office parties
– Friends with a good (or bad) sense of humor
– Making your family suspicious
Details :
- Size: 28.75″ × 19.75″ (73 × 50.2 cm)
- Printing on one side
- A set of 3 sheets
- Matte finish
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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