Holy Jerky Holidays Table Napkins
Holy Jerky Holidays Table Napkins
The perfect addition to any chaotic holiday meal. These napkins look like normal Christmas décor : adorable winter patterns, soft texture, cheerful energy... until someone finally notices the hidden shapes woven into the design.
They clean up spills, wipe away evidence, and create unforgettable dinner conversations.
Holiday elegance with mischief beneath the surface.
Ideal for:
– Christmas dinner
– Party hosting
– Holiday chaos starters
– People who enjoy jokes no one notices at first glance
Details :
-Set of 4 napkins
-100% polyester
- Soft-to-the-touch broadcloth fabric
- 20″ x 20″ (50.8 cm x 50.8 cm)
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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