Holy Jerky Holidays Ugly Sweater
Holy Jerky Holidays Ugly Sweater
⚠️ Please note! This item is made to order and ships from overseas! Delivery may take up to 25 days!
This is your classic holiday sweater : warm knit, bright colors, cheerful winter motifs… with a twist. At first glance, the pattern feels innocent enough. But look closer and the shapes start forming… implications.
Featuring Jerky robots, snowflakes, hidden mischief, and perfectly disguised chaos, this sweater is engineered for holiday parties, office events, and family reunions (if you enjoy living dangerously).
Comfortable, soft, festive and just inappropriate enough to become a legend.
Perfect for:
– Ugly sweater parties
– Gift exchanges
– Causing polite confusion
– Anyone with a corrupted imagination
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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