Jerkmate Wipes
Jerkmate Wipes
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$8.00
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$8.00
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This is not a box of tissues. This is a revolution in post-nut recovery. Crafted for your most vulnerable moments, Jerkmate Wipes bring comfort, discretion, and softness when you need it most. It’s soft. It’s discreet. It’s unnecessarily branded.
- 100% nose-free purpose.
- Designed for your solo finales.
- Collectible design. Absurdly elegant.
- Limited edition – because dignity doesn’t grow on trees.
- 100 two-ply tissues.
- Box dimensions : 4″x4″x4″
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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Tested on humans
Smells like lore
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