Jerky Bobblehead
Jerky Bobblehead
Introducing the Jerky Bobblehead, your smirking sidekick for when you get freaky.
On your desk, so at least one coworker knows what you were up to last night.
On your dashboard, riding shotgun on your journey to self-love.
In your backyard shrine, buddy-buddy with your pissing gnome.
Strapped to your bike fender as your perv coach while you're grinding up your stamina for the Jerkmate Ranked.
This is not a toy, no plug intended.
This is a symbol of unapologetic self-care and an indisputable indication of refined tastes.
Crafted to nod through it all.
The Jerky Bobblehead is your new loyal Strokebro.
Always watching, never judging, and forever bouncing to your beat.
Engineered for emotional support.
Judgment-free wobble.
Limited edition because not everyone deserves a nod.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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