Pocket Edition - Wipes to go
Pocket Edition - Wipes to go
BUY 1, GET 1 FREE (ADD 2 TO YOUR CART)
Sticky situations can happen… anywhere.
That’s why we created…
JERKMATE WIPES , Pocket Edition!
The same elite post-nut technology…
Now in a sleek, compact format, for on-the-go “situations”.
Keep one in your car.
Keep one in your bathroom.
Keep one in your pants.
(Trust us future you will say thanks.)
But WAIT there’s more!
Act now and you’ll get a second pack absolutely FREE!
(Because let’s face it, you’ll need it more then once)
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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