Emerald Edger Duo
Emerald Edger Duo
You’re not baiting. You’re balancing fate.
The Emerald Edger Duo is for the mentally unwell wrist athletes who edge for sport, and for glory. Control is your curse. Precision is your power.
Inside the Duo:
🧥 1x Emerald Edger T-Shirt. For disciplined degenerates.
🧽 1x Jerkmate Wipes Pack . For the finish you keep postponing.
🚨 2x Pocket Wipes To Go. In case you accidentally cross the line.
You live on the edge.
You bait like a sniper.
You’re training for Ranked 2, not satisfaction.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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