Platinum Puller Duo
Platinum Puller Duo
The cleanest pull. The coldest hands.
The Platinum Puller Duo is for tacticians cold, calculated, and silky-smooth. No wasted motion. No hesitation. Just flawless execution and a squeaky clean ending.
Inside the Duo:
🧥 1x Platinum Puller T-Shirt. Tailored for wrist assassins.
🧽 1x Pack of Jerkmate Wipes. Wipe down. Move on. Repeat.
🚨 2x Pocket Wipes To Go. Because pullers travel light.
Platinum isn’t luck.
It’s logistics, lube, and legacy.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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