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The Grandmaster's Toolbox
The Grandmaster's Toolbox
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Built for baiters. Wielded by legends.
You’ve reached the top. There’s nothing left to prove except maybe to display two bouncing Jerky heads on your desk and keep wipes within reach at all times.
Inside this sacred bundle of degeneracy and discipline:
Jerky Bobblehead – Grandmaster Baiter Edition
1 Classic Jerky Bobblehead
1 Box of Jerkmate Wipes
2 Pocket-size Wipes
Ranked. Respected. Ready.
Is it machine washable?
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Unlike your search history.
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
What if someone asks what Jerkmate is?
Say "luxury." Then walk away.
Is this real merch?
Is this real merch?
As real as your last “just one more video” promise.
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