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The Grandmaster's Toolbox

The Grandmaster's Toolbox

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Built for baiters. Wielded by legends.

You’ve reached the top. There’s nothing left to prove except maybe to display two bouncing Jerky heads on your desk and keep wipes within reach at all times.

Inside this sacred bundle of degeneracy and discipline:

Jerky Bobblehead – Grandmaster Baiter Edition

 1 Classic Jerky Bobblehead

 1 Box of Jerkmate Wipes

 2 Pocket-size Wipes

Ranked. Respected. Ready.

Grandmaster Baiter T-Shirt (Size): S
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